Single. And here's why.

Forget "Riding in Cars with Boys". We ride in cars alone. Or with each other. We're single, not really loving it, and too strung out on the aftermath-crack of having severe daddy issues to actually care. Our remedy for coping with the everyday atrocities that constitute our lifestyles? Hard liquor, Duh.

((Follow us on twitter. @Drunk_Debutante and @pspielha))
True friendship.

True friendship.

Tequila really does make clothes fall off..

Tequila really does make clothes fall off..

I don’t know why people think we’re a couple..

I don’t know why people think we’re a couple..

Can someone seriously work on a petition for IHOP to serve alcohol?

Can someone seriously work on a petition for IHOP to serve alcohol?

I mean really, when you think of trophy wives, how do you not think of us?

I mean really, when you think of trophy wives, how do you not think of us?

Love (and going down on each other) will keep us together. 

Love (and going down on each other) will keep us together. 

This is called, Alcoholics Planning Ahead.

This is called, Alcoholics Planning Ahead.

Studying the important things.

Studying the important things.

Happy St Patrick’s day, assholes.

Happy St Patrick’s day, assholes.

And you thought girls just talked about kittens and rainbows when you weren’t around..