Forget “Riding in Cars with Boys”. We ride in cars alone. Or with each other. We’re single, not really loving it, and too strung out on the aftermath-crack of having severe daddy issues to actually care. Our remedy for coping with the everyday atrocities that constitute our lifestyles? Hard liquor, Duh. Follow us on twitter. @DeadDebutante and @babyhoudiniTumblr (3.0; @singleandhereswhy)http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c23aaa0eb4a7bcf9a095bc38394fa337/tumblr_mgl3u63nFu1rn6hqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I gots that sweet Latina nectar.</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/40461926800http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/40461926800Sun, 13 Jan 2013 16:01:18 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzqqhaLbt1rn6hqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m just a 21st century girl…</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/36423015356http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/36423015356Sat, 24 Nov 2012 06:01:29 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdpuakN4ab1rn6hqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’d say she’s weird, but I enjoy the view.</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/36042707844http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/36042707844Sun, 18 Nov 2012 21:42:20 -0600friendshipdatingdatesbeer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnizlKjo81rn6hqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m a good girlfriend. I know her exact order.</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/35936416836http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/35936416836Sat, 17 Nov 2012 15:42:57 -0600singlefriendshipdatingpanera<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs9epzpI61rn6hqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not proud of my crafty cover or the fact that this happened but oh well, your favorite drunk debutantes are back together.</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/34731782444http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/34731782444Wed, 31 Oct 2012 19:30:25 -0500reunitedfriendskaty perrymoviesad<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs38ehk2U1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs38ehk2U1rn6hqvo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs38ehk2U1rn6hqvo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>Time for (more) cats. </p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/34724019315http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/34724019315Wed, 31 Oct 2012 17:17:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqt0kXOzj1rn6hqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Single. Here’s why.</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/34688206511http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/34688206511Wed, 31 Oct 2012 00:38:44 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3y882tWz1rn6hqvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This girl cracks me up. And we know each other so well. Too well? Nah..</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/31237966458http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/31237966458Sun, 09 Sep 2012 19:19:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6y414gvFE1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>True friendship means you don’t have to roofie the other one to get them into bed. </p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/26901414473http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/26901414473Tue, 10 Jul 2012 07:58:16 -0500singlefriendsfriendshiplesbiandatingclothes<p>&#8220;The thing I&#8217;ve learned about men is that you always have to compromise on at least one thing. Usually more. Unless its a booty call. Well, even if it&#8217;s a booty call, you usually have to compromise.&#8221; - Wise words from one @babyhoudini</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/26713705054http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/26713705054Sat, 07 Jul 2012 14:52:19 -0500friendshipmendatingbootycallboyfriendcompromisewomensinglesexloverelationships<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6qvkxGIFI1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I ruined our late night hot spot. And yes, I hate myself for it. </p> <p>haha jk we still go there at least once a week because I’m usually to drunk to give a fuck about calories. And also because we’re classy like that. </p> <p>IHOP FOREVAAAA…. and so single. </p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/26630859290http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/26630859290Fri, 06 Jul 2012 10:12:33 -0500ihopcaloriesfriendshipsinglealonefriendslatenightdrunk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66nfkPBJl1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>So what? We go out to IHOP at all hours of the night without make up looking like White Trash. That’s how you fit in there, fools. </p> <p>Also,<br/>Bomb Ass Pussay </p> <p>Follow us on twitter @babyhoudini and @drunk_debutante </p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25860729408http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25860729408Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:04:31 -0500singlefriendship<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m60x06Qb8Y1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m60x06Qb8Y1rn6hqvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>This was a new level for us (Paula). </p> <p>Not proud. </p> <p>(Okay, kinda proud.) </p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25646881981http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25646881981Fri, 22 Jun 2012 09:45:42 -0500friendshipsinglepillsfriendapplebeescheddarsdinnerdate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5vg39yWF61rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>True friendship is hoping the other is getting penetration. Even if you aren’t. </p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25437520107http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25437520107Tue, 19 Jun 2012 10:52:21 -0500singlefriendsfriendshiptennisrussianaccentsaustralianguysdating<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ns02abmF1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I give good advice, even when trapped in a closet. </p> <p>This is why we have no friends. </p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25155117001http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/25155117001Fri, 15 Jun 2012 07:28:50 -0500R KellyHip hopfriendshipsingleadvice<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5icdzYoiQ1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Alcoholics. Lolz.</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/24952979803http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/24952979803Tue, 12 Jun 2012 09:03:00 -0500alcoholalcoholismdinnercheddarspaneranoodles and companyfriendshipgirlsplans<p>Thank you! We’re going to start updating more!</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/24920276516http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/24920276516Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:32:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5h9p77Vii1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Panties are for prudes.</p> <p>Follow us on twitter </p> <p>@drunk_debutante & @babyhoudini</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/24918513112http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/24918513112Mon, 11 Jun 2012 19:07:00 -0500earringsgirlfriendslesbianfriendshippantiesprudes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m413178g9w1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>True friendship.</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/23052065750http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/23052065750Mon, 14 May 2012 14:48:43 -0500best friendssinglealonetopless80's moviesdatingsex<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ixgvpmTw1rn6hqvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Tequila really does make clothes fall off..</p>http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/22413367862http://singleandhereswhy.tumblr.com/post/22413367862Fri, 04 May 2012 19:31:43 -0500singlefriendsgirlfriendsmargaritastequiladating